Scare Crow

You should have seen Pat modeling for this.

I dressed her in my plaid shirt
found just the left glove so that decided which hand to hold up
the straw from one of my strawbales
was…
everywhere…

That pitchfork is the one we bought back from cousin Eddie’s estate sale
and the crow…
flew in just for a guest appearance.

My model fees vary

I got away easy with the crow
she needed the straw
and was satisfied with the handful from the sleeve.

Herself…
well let’s just say
she doesn’t work for peanuts.